Every time i eat an orange slice, my nipples get hard enough to cut diamonds. Why is this?

February 21st, 2010 | by admin |

Please help me. Time is running thin

It’s because you’re a crossbreed of Batman, Super Mario, and a lobster. Time to jump into a green pipe that will lead you into the bat cave. You’ll conveniently land into a dim basement, flooded with gin, with lobsters all around you. You’re home! Now, stay there, and don’t come back out. The lobsters need you. So do Luigi, the Princess, and Adam West.

  1. 6 Responses to “Every time i eat an orange slice, my nipples get hard enough to cut diamonds. Why is this?”

  2. By Milla on Feb 21, 2010 | Reply

    This happens to me when I take shots.. Maybe its from the sour/sweet taste
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  3. By William on Feb 21, 2010 | Reply

    It annoys you so keenly originally that you don’t see the penalty of citrus juices creating acids that ultimately are your undoing. If it works go for it.
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  4. By Becky on Feb 21, 2010 | Reply

    It’s because you’re a crossbreed of Batman, Super Mario, and a lobster. Time to jump into a green pipe that will lead you into the bat cave. You’ll conveniently land into a dim basement, flooded with gin, with lobsters all around you. You’re home! Now, stay there, and don’t come back out. The lobsters need you. So do Luigi, the Princess, and Adam West.
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  5. By Chugs on Feb 21, 2010 | Reply

    cool story bro
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  6. By Indiana Grandma on Feb 21, 2010 | Reply

    Because you only eat orange slices in the freezing cold.
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    (probably)

  7. By saywhat? on Feb 21, 2010 | Reply

    maybe you have scurvy.
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