Bottoms Up: Jolly Rancher

August 20th, 2009 | by admin |

S3E1
We’re Back! With a vacancy at the bar, auditions are held for a new front man. Introducing Johnny Walker! He’s bringing you the Jolly Rancher and the Apple Jolly Rancher. Also, a visit from the Really Messed Up Guys.

Ingredients:
Whiskey
Melon Liqueur
Strawberry Schnapps
Sweet & Sour Mix
Cherry
Apple Slice

Jolly Rancher:
-In a mixing glass with ice, pour 1 1/2 oz. Melon Liqueur
-1/2 oz. Strawberry Schnapps
-And 1 oz. Sweet & Sour Mix
-Shake
-And Strain into a Lowball glass with ice
-Garnish with a Cherry

Apple Jolly Rancher:
-Pour 1 oz. Whiskey
-1 oz. Melon Liqueur
-And 1 oz. Sweet & Sour Mix into a mixing glass with ice
-Shake
-And Strain into a Lowball glass with ice
-Garnish with an Apple Slice

Duration : 0:3:48


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  1. 25 Responses to “Bottoms Up: Jolly Rancher”

  2. By mykasstu on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    2:33 nice one
    2:33 nice one

  3. By lemonlimefilm on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    where did Rob “Riki …
    where did Rob “Riki Tiki” Roy go anyway? and when will he be back coz the new guy isnt as good as Rob “Riki Tiki” Roy

  4. By MixologyForDummies on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    Be nice children, …
    Be nice children, lol.

  5. By fivalmouskawitz on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    I didn’t start this …
    I didn’t start this conversation boy-o, you did. I hope you remember that. Thank you for the base entertainment of your lame attempts to tear down my self-confidence. It makes me laugh to know you believe you “know me,” just because I present my ideas better than you do. I hope someday, you grow less shallow. In any case, enjoy your aimless scrolling of the internet.

    PS- “It’s my right to present myself as stupid” isn’t a good way to win an argument, despite the past two presidential terms.

  6. By FTMboiAJ on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    I do have my own …
    I do have my own opiions and my opinion is that u have no better things to do with ur life than judge ppl on how they write a message. Grow up and get a life this is the last time I’m goin to waste my time with ur immature b/s. Just b/c I’m not spelling everything like a english major does soesn’t mean jack . This is the internet dumass. things don’t hafta be perfect we aint in school.

  7. By fivalmouskawitz on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    That’s very nice …
    That’s very nice kiddo. After all that tough talk, you did much better on your spelling and grammar in this new comment. Interesting. There are still some mistakes, but all in all it’s an improvement. I’m glad you can fall back on “everybody else thinks so…” since you apparently don’t have any opinions of your own. Speaking of which, how about you stop trying feebly to judge me based on my opinions, and I’ll stop bugging you about your low IQ. Deal?

  8. By FTMboiAJ on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    bla bla bla is all …
    bla bla bla is all i hear from u who in cares bout puncuation and . it’s only online get over urslef it’s not a collage engilsh class or for a job interview.
    And just a FYI I’m not the only one who thinks this new guy sucks.

  9. By morethansalt on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    The new guy is …
    The new guy is dullsville, sorry, I’m sure he’s nice, but SNORE!

  10. By chuckpeterson on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    awesome guys thanks …
    awesome guys thanks for doing the jolly rancher! i like the new host even though he called me a for asking about the drink… also, mad props on the really messed up guys skit. the face that guy makes at the end is priceless. keep it coming!

  11. By fivalmouskawitz on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    Alright sweetie. …
    Alright sweetie. That’s very nice for you to stick up for your friend. Run along and play with some scissors, ok? I’m sure you’re very busy since you can’t take the time to spell three lettered words and all, so I’m sure everyone appreciates your sentiment. Enjoy your day.

    P.S. Punctuation is appreciated. You have so many run-on sentences you should enter them in the race for the cure.

  12. By FTMboiAJ on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    actually Noah made …
    actually Noah made the show funny and worth watching and he was responsible but u know u hafta have a lil fun in ur life u must have a boring one. The new guy is very boring Noah made the show fun and interesting.

  13. By TrojanMan1386 on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    i like the girl who …
    i like the girl who didn’t talk. she kinda had a Nell thing goin..

    i’ve been holding in that Nell reference since ‘94. seriously.

    good show, but you already know what i’m going to say. so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. in conclusion, keep those bottoms up! wait, no…keep…keep the show goin! yeah.

  14. By Karribdas on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    i dig the new host!
    i dig the new host!

  15. By tdubbb on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    boo we want noah …
    boo we want noah back. BRING BACK ROY!!

  16. By adamfox01 on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    who’s the girl in …
    who’s the girl in pink…. nice

  17. By Uputz on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    where’s roy????
    where’s roy????

  18. By lilroath77 on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    Welcome back guys! …
    Welcome back guys! We were wondering where you have been. But where is Rob??? I hope everything is ok with him. Peace.

  19. By superharris1989 on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    BRING BACK ROY!!
    BRING BACK ROY!!

  20. By fivalmouskawitz on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    please excuse my …
    please excuse my grammar… i’m medicated. or should be. :P

  21. By fivalmouskawitz on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    Johnny’s talks like …
    Johnny’s talks like a grown-up. Novel idea! That seems to be a good thing, when dealing with alcohol consumers… right? Cause… we’re not babysitters listening when the squalling ten-year-old child whine “lookit meee! Lookit what I can do!!!!” And if anyone out there watching this is… I pray for people like you.

  22. By JAP198327 on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    i like johnny …
    i like johnny walker… he’s kinda got a Robert Downy Jr. thing goin…kudos guys

  23. By br3ign on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    WTF!? Where’s Rob? …
    WTF!? Where’s Rob? Nothing against you Johnny Walker

  24. By swt2th on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    what happen to rob …
    what happen to rob riki tiki roy?!!

  25. By nitetygress on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    *sniffle* ROB I …
    *sniffle* ROB I MISS YOU!!!!

  26. By billyggung on Aug 20, 2009 | Reply

    Glad you guys are …
    Glad you guys are back. Keep the drinks comin!
    -Billy G

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